Email and Response
From: [Redacted]
p.s. i hope that you are happy. Last night was a disaster. D-I-saster. I needed you for several reasons. 1. to run interference. 2. to make me go home and go to bed early. and 3. to remind me to go home alone and that the sex last time with Will was bad and that it wasn't worth it. You weren't there to do any of those.
now you may be thinking to yourself...[redacted], you fool, you should be able to make these decisions and actions by yourself . But you would be wrong. I cannot, especially not when I have alcohol in my system. Anyway, thanks for nothing, I hope that you don't have an orgasm for the next three months!
kthanksbye!
p.p.s. I totally have a date with my hot gym boyfriend this week! yay!
p.p.p.s. you still owe me the week of [redacted] because this week was piss poor!
Response:
this is my new favorite email. there is just so much. i just. i just dont know where to start.
p.s. i hope that you are happy. Last night was a disaster. D-I-saster. I needed you for several reasons. 1. to run interference. 2. to make me go home and go to bed early. and 3. to remind me to go home alone and that the sex last time with Will was bad and that it wasn't worth it. You weren't there to do any of those.
now you may be thinking to yourself...[redacted], you fool, you should be able to make these decisions and actions by yourself . But you would be wrong. I cannot, especially not when I have alcohol in my system. Anyway, thanks for nothing, I hope that you don't have an orgasm for the next three months!
kthanksbye!
p.p.s. I totally have a date with my hot gym boyfriend this week! yay!
p.p.p.s. you still owe me the week of [redacted] because this week was piss poor!
Response:
this is my new favorite email. there is just so much. i just. i just dont know where to start.
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6 Comments:
This was read to me over the phone last night and I was dying.
You are right. There's just...so much.
i have a very good idea who wrote this.
um, john, could you have also at least taken out the person's name as well. I hate you so much. And yes i'm sure adina knows who this is.
whatever i know you love me, [redacted].
I didn't know who it was until Anon's comment. Now I've got a pretty good idea.
(Also, as I started reading I thought this was an email from Dan of the blog "[Redacted]")
-t
Nevermind. I just read adina's post referencing this and have no idea.
It probably was Dan from [Redacted].
-t
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