Sometimes I Wish I Had This in Junior High
posted by Johnny Sapphire at 2:57 PM
Monday, June 20
If you are not completely outraged, you have not been paying sufficient attention.
-Johnny
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5 Comments:
wow that's just asking for trouble. who developed that idea? are you really willing to target the un-girlfriended out there? a significant percentage them creepy un-dateable guys to begin with? that's just setting you up for a fall. you don't see a creepy loner getting a little too attached to his ficticious female friend? maybe going a little over the top? this is a great scenario for a cheap teen-thriller. I'm going to start working on a screenplay right now.
Can I play imaginary girlfriend number 1? Or even Title Role Imaginary Girlfriend?
Why are you looking at that page? Are you preparing for your father's visit? You don't have to pay for those services. Clearly, Lindsey is willing to be your imaginary girlfriend.
Clearly, I would love a reoccuring role as John's fake girlfriend and not just a guest starring appearance.
Also, Donny, I SWEAR I'm not being a brat but... it's LindsAy not Lindsey. Silly little nit-picky anal retentive me thing.
No, I hate it when people spell my name "Donnie." Mr. Wahlberg has ruined the name for me.
My cousin spells your name with an "ey" so that's what I've grown up with. I will keep it straight from now on.
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